Funny Horror Cat Sticker, Snarky Valentine Murder Cat Kitty I effing love you Sticker

Funny Murder Cat Sticker – Dark Humor Valentine Style Vinyl Decal

For people who like their love notes unhinged and their cats slightly suspicious. This dark humor sticker features a grumpy knife-wielding kitty and crime scene chaos with the phrase “I effin’ love you — until your unsolved murder do us part.” Perfect for horror fans, sarcastic gift givers, and anyone who prefers spooky cute with bite.

Designed for bold personalities and questionable emotional support animals.

Sticker Details
Premium die cut vinyl sticker
Printed using eco-solvent ink technology for rich color and durability
Weather-resistant print and finish
Crisp high-resolution artwork
Strong adhesive backing
Smooth cut edge
Suitable for indoor and outdoor use
Printed in-house from original artwork
Printed on 6ml Greenstar white vinyl.
4ml Greenstar holographic

Available Sizes 2.5, 3.5 and 5 inches.
Standard size for laptops and notebooks
Large size for bottles, cases, and planners

See ruler photo in listing images for exact measurements.

Great For
Laptops
Water bottles
Tumblers
Notebooks and planners
Tarot and spell boxes
Toolboxes
Gift add-ons

Application Tips
Apply to a clean, dry, smooth surface. Press firmly and allow adhesive to set for best durability.

Colors may vary slightly due to screen settings. This design is intentionally distressed and illustrated for a dark humor aesthetic.

Makes a great gift for horror fans, spooky Valentine exchanges, sarcastic partners, goth friends, and cat lovers with a twisted sense of humor.