{"product_id":"funny-horror-cat-sticker-snarky-50842","title":"Funny Horror Cat Sticker, Snarky Valentine Murder Cat Kitty I effing love you Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny Murder Cat Sticker – Dark Humor Valentine Style Vinyl Decal\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor people who like their love notes unhinged and their cats slightly suspicious. This dark humor sticker features a grumpy knife-wielding kitty and crime scene chaos with the phrase “I effin’ love you — until your unsolved murder do us part.” Perfect for horror fans, sarcastic gift givers, and anyone who prefers spooky cute with bite.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned for bold personalities and questionable emotional support animals.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSticker Details\u003cbr\u003e\nPremium die cut vinyl sticker\u003cbr\u003e\nPrinted using eco-solvent ink technology for rich color and durability\u003cbr\u003e\nWeather-resistant print and finish\u003cbr\u003e\nCrisp high-resolution artwork\u003cbr\u003e\nStrong adhesive backing\u003cbr\u003e\nSmooth cut edge\u003cbr\u003e\nSuitable for indoor and outdoor use\u003cbr\u003e\nPrinted in-house from original artwork\u003cbr\u003e\nPrinted on 6ml Greenstar white vinyl.\u003cbr\u003e\n4ml Greenstar holographic \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable Sizes 2.5, 3.5 and 5 inches.\u003cbr\u003e\nStandard size for laptops and notebooks\u003cbr\u003e\nLarge size for bottles, cases, and planners\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSee ruler photo in listing images for exact measurements.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreat For\u003cbr\u003e\nLaptops\u003cbr\u003e\nWater bottles\u003cbr\u003e\nTumblers\u003cbr\u003e\nNotebooks and planners\u003cbr\u003e\nTarot and spell boxes\u003cbr\u003e\nToolboxes\u003cbr\u003e\nGift add-ons\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eApplication Tips\u003cbr\u003e\nApply to a clean, dry, smooth surface. Press firmly and allow adhesive to set for best durability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eColors may vary slightly due to screen settings. This design is intentionally distressed and illustrated for a dark humor aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMakes a great gift for horror fans, spooky Valentine exchanges, sarcastic partners, goth friends, and cat lovers with a twisted sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Straight From The Horse","offers":[{"title":"2.5 Inches \/ White","offer_id":46935249223819,"sku":null,"price":2.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2.5 Inches \/ Holographic","offer_id":46935249256587,"sku":null,"price":2.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3.5 Inches \/ White","offer_id":46935249289355,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3.5 Inches \/ Holographic","offer_id":46935249322123,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5 Inches \/ White","offer_id":46935249354891,"sku":null,"price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5 Inches \/ Holographic","offer_id":46935249387659,"sku":null,"price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0738\/4747\/2267\/files\/il_fullxfull.7724622797_ry1o.jpg?v=1778887891","url":"https:\/\/straightfromthehorse.com\/products\/funny-horror-cat-sticker-snarky-50842","provider":"Straight From The Horse","version":"1.0","type":"link"}